Skreitch's Scraps
Sign on a door in Bendigo last week:
'THIS DOOR IS ALARMED'.
Skreitch
This was on a kid's T-shirt at Derby Hill a coupla weeks ago:
'I know everything – I just can't remember all of it at once.'
I thought: 'Great! Eat your hearts out, you philosophers.'
Skreitch
(Disguised as Poet's Corner)
PASGHETTI
Yummy, yummy pasghetti,
With lotsa meaty sauce;
You can stick it in your belly,
Or give it to your horse.
Yummy, yummy pasghetti,
Pasghetti in your hat:
You can have it for your brekky,
Or give it to your cat.
Yummy, yummy pasghetti,
Pasghetti-etti-bog;
You can shove it up your jumper,
Or give it to your dog.
PASGHETTI!!!
Skreitch